Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023

Shitbox

A combination of the words "shit" and "hitbox." Used to refer to a hitbox that doesn't match the animation or doesn't make sense, like a weapon that deals damage to you but misses you in the animation. Such an occurrence caused by lag does not make it a shitbox.

Argh, that axe didn't even hit me. Damned shitboxes.

by kyliestocks is a w**** January 4, 2021

SHITBOX

A car or vehicle that is musty smelling, over 200k miles, comes with a check engine either new, or bought used. This type of car cannot exceed over 40 miles an hour without shaking to death. It also can come with multiple soda cans and cigarettes inside as a bonus when bought.

JOHNNYS SHITBOX BROKE DOWN AGAIN LEAVING HIM STRANDED IN THE DESERT.

by Ben-0012 April 20, 2021

Shitbox

A truck or car that is at least 15 years old and has problems every other day

I drive that blue shitbox over there

by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

Shitbox

Any Subaru

Wow Ryan got him self a Shitbox.

by Subaru user July 8, 2022

Shitbox

A run down, worn out, clapped out vehicle. Usually very loud, tends to rattle and shake when going down the road, breaks down often/ not reliable, rusted out, needs lots of repairs. Oftentimes parts and pieces are held together with duct tape and zip ties… But even though it’s in rough shape it still gets driven frequently.

Boss: “Do you have a reliable form of transportation?” Employee: “No sir, I drive a certified shitbox… if you see smoke rolling out from under the hood don’t worry that’s normal and I apologize in advance for the oil stains on the tar”

by truckslüt August 11, 2022

Shitbox

Shitbox, the slang word used to describe a vehicle and/or a object with little to no value

Did you see that old Toyota Corolla Near Pleasant St, Shitbox!

by RomanVlNumerals December 26, 2021