covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.

Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.

by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020

Brocks ANUS relief

Brocks story was soon put out there that Michelle Obama had strapped her red long dildo on, and gaped his asshole.

Brocks ANUS relief means gaped and put out in the world

by lexistexs November 5, 2020

Mormon Relief Society

Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.

A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?

B: fuck no

by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021

relief

the feeling you get when the teacher disconnects from the zoom call

im so relieved its the weekend fuck yes *sigh of relief*

by johny fucking depp April 8, 2021

belief-relief

the sense of liberation when long held beliefs seem to have fallen away; when it’s realised that there’s no longer a default to old programs/factory settings etc

There was belief-relief in realising that I didn’t have to be accomplished/ respectable/worthy/ confident.. etc etc

by 4-no-one April 26, 2021

scottish pain relief

A uncommon Nickname for Scotch whisky referring to alcohols tendency to relief pain

Mike:hey Ron what are you drinking

Ron: a little bit of scottish pain relief

by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022

Rent Relief

Sex in exchange for reduced, late or free rent.

I’m short this month. Gotta grab a quick whore’s bath and go seek some rent relief.

My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.

Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.

by Dick Onchin May 19, 2022