Deny if Possible

A phrase your neighbor advises you to use when you are caught by your spouse with your pants down with the above mentioned neighbor.

“Fuck, fuck! Stop!”

“What’s wrong with it?!”

“She’s home!”

“Deny if possible.”

“You’re busted assholes.” - Doorbell camera

by freshprinceofsteveforest April 18, 2023

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

How 'bout e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g???

I let my teenage son drive to town in my monster truck to meet up with his buddies for some howling adventures --- what could possibly go wrong?

by QuacksO April 30, 2023

possibleizer

Person who makes a thing possible.

The translation of the Spanish word "posibilitador" is "possibilitator" or "possibleizer." Though both are new in English, the word "posibilitador" is common in Spanish. A "possibleizer" is (different from; not the same as) a "facilitator."

by but for August 10, 2022

as many as possible

as many
as possible

both players discard as many as possible from their hand

by anonymous August 31, 2022

Possibly A Gamer

A mother fucker who makes shiny Roblox videos

I watch possibly a gamer

Me: wtf

by Timeworntitan73 May 12, 2022

Hottest possible temperature

At some point atoms will get so hot that they move at the speed of light and sense nothing can move faster than light it’s the hottest temperature

-chase Klar

The hottest possible temperature is the hottest thing possible.

by Daddyhhgfhjh November 1, 2022

according to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible

Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik

Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓

by Rokosik November 3, 2022