by Dat panda likes jelly July 13, 2021
Get the Plastered mug.Word used to describe someone called Ollie the dickhead who sticks to you like a dirty plaster. Really gross, really irritating, quite itchy, and hard to get off. But you must! They are very dangerous to your well-being. Get those plasters off!
by KTTIIEE September 8, 2022
Get the Plaster mug.Summon the fluffers, please. The leading lady needs to take a shower, as she's like a plasterer's radio.
by Azenath69 January 5, 2022
Get the Plasterer's radio mug.Does exactly what it says on the tin.
A plaster for bleeding twats.
ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
A plaster for bleeding twats.
ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
by Ti September 3, 2004
Get the twat plaster mug.A baby who is a result of a failing relationship and was thought that having a baby together will fix it, the baby however is only a plaster and is a matter of time before it comes off and the relationship is now failing and more expensive.
“Hey did you see jenny and Kyle had a baby, I thought they were on the verge of breaking up?”
“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works”
“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works”
by Faxteller201010 November 28, 2024
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A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.
Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.
Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
Get the Pintu’s Plaster Shop mug.The act of modeling someone's ass with plaster instead of using water to activate the plaster, you use your own ejaculation, then spread the plaster all over the person's ass in resemblance to a baby diaper.
by drollermite86 December 5, 2025
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