Nils

Is the guy on a Party who always shit his pants and eat it.. He doesnt like to eat it but he is so under pressure that he must eat a Little Bit of APFELMUS..

Guy 1: What is that dude doing?
Guy 2: Get him some new pants.. his is nilsing his pants !!

by MimiBer May 20, 2019

Two nil barrier

The act of nullifying a 2 goal deficit in a game of football.

An effect that hinders a team from scoring a third goal in a two nil situation.

See also aids

3-2 win? That's the two nil barrier.

They've scored a second goal, the two nil barrier is in effect.

by AtomicAtom May 30, 2018

Nils

Someone who likes snakes a little too much. At least Miia from Monster Musume

Guy 1: Hey, have you watched monster musume
Nils: Yes ofc ourse, I jerk off with my miia body pillow everyday.

by Lolboll_Boi May 24, 2018

Nils

A simple piece of shit trash

Are you a Nils?

by Bousmeister89 September 18, 2017

Nils

The definition of awesomeness in one word

Person 1: Wow those flips were sick!
Person 2: Yeah! They were very Nils!

by NilsJ May 18, 2017

nils

Fishy aint it?

nils?! NIIIIILLLSSS!!!! Get ove here

by ;;3 March 7, 2017

Nil Craic

Meaning: "No Fun"

Coming from the Irish word for fun "craic" and English/Latin for nothing/non-existent "nil"

Became popular after the Eurovision song contest. In it all the European countries award each other points for songs they sing. The French will say "nil point" but sounds like "pwah". This was "nil craic".

"How was it last night?"

"Nil craic, my friend"

by Moonegirl May 26, 2016