Phallic flatulence
High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.
See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis
Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.
See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis
Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.
Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?
No I meefed.
Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.
Plural- Meefs
Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?
No I meefed.
Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.
Plural- Meefs
Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
by TopherAssMan July 31, 2021
Get the Meef mug.by Jason L. Smith May 14, 2021
Get the meefs mug.Moose meat typically ground and put into meatloaf (meef loaf) and enjoyed by all! Cows make beef therefore moose make meef
Also used to discribe how girthy a moose is
Also used to discribe how girthy a moose is
This meef is amazing! Thanks mom!
The meefy afterbirth of this meatloaf is quite nice, immaculate if you will!
That moose is meef he would make so much meef for my meatloaf!
The meefy afterbirth of this meatloaf is quite nice, immaculate if you will!
That moose is meef he would make so much meef for my meatloaf!
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“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
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Get the Meef Wellington mug.Meef - When a man is positioned such that when he farts, it comes forward up between the legs. This typically happens when a man is pressing their legs together and entering pressure. A play the female observed “Queef”
by Rivetbear August 6, 2025
Get the Meef mug.A shortening of “minced meat”. It is most commonly used by British people whilst cooking or referring to minced meat.
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Get the meef mug.Meef has three definitions:
a. What you say instead of answering your parents as a response, when you know you are guilty of doing something wrong.
b. A craving for beef, saying a mixture of "me" and "beef"
c. What you yell when Taylor Swift comes onstage.
a. What you say instead of answering your parents as a response, when you know you are guilty of doing something wrong.
b. A craving for beef, saying a mixture of "me" and "beef"
c. What you yell when Taylor Swift comes onstage.
"Did you do your homework?" "Meef." "What? Did you?" "Meef!"
"I am suddenly... Meef!"
"It's her! It's Taylor swift! MEEF!!!"
"I am suddenly... Meef!"
"It's her! It's Taylor swift! MEEF!!!"
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