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Mathias

Mathias is a person that no one likes and is obsessed about cars, they also think we should put windmill’s inside giant glass boxes. He loves diesel cars and hates electric cars. Cars are cool but he also loves himself some good trucks. He definitely watches porn of the movie “cars”
I hate Mathias, he sucks.
Shut up Mathias.
by MathiasHaterGang February 8, 2022
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hi mathias suck my balls
by darrelbaldski91 April 21, 2022
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Mathias Ramos

He is the most amazing person ever I have a lk crush on him but I wish I could be with him he is always there for everyone
by Cracked out man April 14, 2021
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Mathias

Is a fat dwarf and is aggrassive as fuck and will use every insult he has and might be racist as fuck
Guy: Hey Mathias
Mathias: *Attacks in dwarf*
by MrGofye September 6, 2024
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Mathias

A die hard FC Bayern München fan.
"Hey lets go see the 1860 game with Thomas."

"Naah He won't come, hes a total Mathias"
by M.gerk November 23, 2021
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Mathias

Mathias is an angel, a stoner, a soccer player, a comedian and a fucking chef with a stomach big as his heart. He plays soccer as good as Messi. He loves River Plate more than his girlfrend but no as much as his cats. He has more friends than hairs. Everybody loves him, he has the coolest vibes and brings joy to everyone around. We love Mathias.
Look at mathias, he plays soccer as messi, he must be his son
Look at mathias, he wants to kill a bostero
by Ahhhnosé November 23, 2021
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Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.
-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.
by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024
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