The Lagoon School

Terror, sweat, trauma, pain, blood, tears. This is a catholic all-girls school in Satan's new and improved version of hell called Nigeria. This hell chamber was made to torture innocent, growing girls and it has done exactly that.

Girl 1: Did you graduate from The Lagoon School last year?
Girl 2: Yes o!
Girl 1: No wonder you had such a glow-up. That school is terrible!
Girl 2: Yes o my sister.

by Angrylagoonalumni March 20, 2023

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Goo Lagoon

When the man is about to cum and he exclaims “ahh goo lagoon”

“Oh shit imma cummm - ahh goo lagoon”

by Mothmansbabe July 12, 2023

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Poop Lagoon

A wet soggy anus, typically after having major swamp ass or diarrhea.

my ass is so wet, its like a poop lagoon down there!

by Cumcrusher March 18, 2021

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Poon Lagoon

To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)

Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.

by PJ Cooler March 8, 2022

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Lagoon

A man who speaks from his dick instead of his brain, most likely a crazy jojo fan who thinks every living thing is a reference including himself. Probably hasn't touched grass in 8 years and has been living in his parents basement playing video games all his life and lawn mows for free. Please help him.

damn i really need a lagoon to mow my lawn

by hellodorks123 November 2, 2021

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lagoon

lagoon is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. if you have a Logan by your side grab on tight and never let go. Logan’s are beautiful, funny, and witty girls who can be sassy at times. if you are lucky enough to have ever met a Logan, just know that person improved ur life!!!

lagoon is ok
BO SHE IS GREAT

by ratmanspussy February 28, 2022

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