by Candice man July 22, 2021
Get the DJ KHALED mug.A guy who will let you stick anything you want up his ass except your dick cuz "No man, I'm not gay".
Khaled is such a closet-Tenor. I'm just gonna suggest he find a chick to peg him. (See: "Tenor", short definition).
by BassB2 September 29, 2021
Get the Khaled mug.The man, the myth, the legend. This individual is undoubtedly one of the most epic gifted egyptians. Teacher in a college, Online classes giver and one of the most popular physicians in om el donia (egypt) If you take lessons with this man, you're leaving your exams with nothing less than a fullmark. 7arfeyan nikola tesla w albert einstein 5ayfeen men el ragel da.
person 1: "howa meen da ele beydares physics kwayes awi??? ana gebt fullmark wana aslan ahbal wa7ed a3rafo"
person 2: "da Hussein Khaled, ezay tkoon mesh 3rfo asasan"
person 2: "da Hussein Khaled, ezay tkoon mesh 3rfo asasan"
by average masri January 12, 2025
Get the Hussein Khaled mug.To fail so hard, so publicly, and so repeatedly that it becomes legendary in its own right.
Origin: Based on the time DJ Khaled got booed off stage after failing 14 times to hype up the crowd, "Khaleding" became the go-to term for moments where you fail so badly, it’s almost impressive.
Origin: Based on the time DJ Khaled got booed off stage after failing 14 times to hype up the crowd, "Khaleding" became the go-to term for moments where you fail so badly, it’s almost impressive.
"Tried to ask her out three times, but each time I made it more awkward. I totally Khaled that."
"Tried to start the meeting with a joke, but no one laughed. Yeah, I just Khaled that."
"Went for a perfect Instagram selfie but dropped my phone in the toilet. 100% Khaled."
"Tried to start the meeting with a joke, but no one laughed. Yeah, I just Khaled that."
"Went for a perfect Instagram selfie but dropped my phone in the toilet. 100% Khaled."
by whereisnorth July 11, 2025
Get the Khaled mug.Middle eastern in origin, this is the name of the worlds best Taco Daddy.
He slangs tacos currently in Chicago, is funny, charismatic, and has too much sauce on his drip.
Creator of the best tacos in the world and father to two beautiful cats.
Owner of @tacosublime and Atelier Sublime
Founder of Under the Bridge Project
Building generational wealth one taco at a time!
He slangs tacos currently in Chicago, is funny, charismatic, and has too much sauce on his drip.
Creator of the best tacos in the world and father to two beautiful cats.
Owner of @tacosublime and Atelier Sublime
Founder of Under the Bridge Project
Building generational wealth one taco at a time!
by Tacolover123456 November 22, 2021
Get the Khaled mug.The sexy old man whose cock is bigger than his belly. He is so nice and sexy that I love him inside me. His iq is 338383873743784754384576473847654783746832378457 which is somehow even bigger than his dick. His muscles are even bigger than his iq. Oya oya harder daddy. Im stuck step bro khaled
by OldManOnTheBlock November 23, 2021
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