holy guac

A sentence to express your surprise about a situation or something somebody told you.

Friend:"dude I just won the lottery yesterday!"
Me: "Holy guac, no freaking way ma boy."

by SmasherOO November 28, 2018

Pocket Guac

Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa

Why are you carrying around day old pocket guac

by XxAlexPsychexX October 29, 2018

Guac for head

When you need dat guac so you give dat gay nigga head, sometimes Thanos joins too and used his chin for as a vibrator.

Person 1: Hey you got dat Guac?
Person 2: yeah i'll give it to you if your a pleasure to master Thanos and his flappy ass chin, Guac for head i guess
Thanos 69: Nigga what?
Person 2: You a big forehead nigga m8

by NillerKasket March 14, 2019

Lost my guac

A phrase that means "lost my mind." It is commonly used by people that love guacamole or can't stand it because they don't want to lose there guacamole.

"Dude, I just lost my Guac!"
"My mom bought me some guacamole and now I lost my guac."

by Dragónverde September 24, 2018

chips and guac

A fried tortilla chip and mashed avocados, with cilantro,onions, tomatoes, lime juice and salt and pepper.

A Houseparty game similar to apples apples.

That chips and guac from chipotle was bussin last night ong

by Oatmealandpotatoes April 27, 2022

Guac My Taco

When you have a nasty dude shoot his std infected load onto your slurpy, gooey, blown out pussy

I told Brad to Guac My Taco since we both nasty AF.

by Yolanda369 October 11, 2022

Guac

Used to describe the sound in which oral is performed by a woman.

I woke up to my wife giving me that fresh guac.

by King of the Kross February 22, 2021