Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.

I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.

by Transy15 June 10, 2016

Gnat-sty

So nasty, it’s at gnat level.. it’s fucking gnat-sty

Girl check out that monstera over there, it’s fucking gnat-sty

by SoilMate December 6, 2020

Knuckle gnats

When your front knuckle smells so bad it attracts gnats

That girl front knuckle stank so bad her knuckle gnats are invading my space.

by Saltynsprinkles June 25, 2021

Gnat Patch

Your pubic hair

Thats a nasty gnat patch

by Kooziez July 19, 2011

bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

gate gnat

People who hover around a boarding gate anticipating their boarding. Typically these are folks who think that hovering close to gate thinking that they can beat the boarding system.

I had to swerve around all the gate gnats for first class boarding

by Lika Koloa August 24, 2017

G Gnat

means goodnight gnat

“G Gnat,” said trevor

“Goodnight,” replied the gnat

by mersheldon August 14, 2018