on deck

When smoking J's, on deck is that who is ready to spark the next one. He/she does this by placing the J that will be smoked on top of their ear.

Alright, I could smoke another one, who's on deck?

Look at you, always on deck!

What's that shit on your ear? Oh, you're on deck.

by Friend of the night August 22, 2007

Decked

To deck is too: Take your skateboard and smash it against someone's face. To get decked: Too get smacked by a skateboard. Most likely to knock you the fuck out.

If you don't leave your gonna get decked!

Suuure.

*Decks immature bitch*

DECKED! I told you whore.

by TylerCarterObsession<# July 20, 2011

Deck

1. Adj. An alternate pronunciation for the word "dick", commonly used by poservalley girls who use stupid-ass lisps to make men feel as if they are less intelligent than they really are in a futile attempt to impress them.
2. Adj. How queens say dick.

Like o-my-gad my ex-boyfriend is such a deck!

by Victah Hugo August 24, 2008

Deck

Adjective- To describe someone or something's awesomality. It may also be used as a term of endearment.

Why, thank you Fiona. You are deck for saying that.

by PurpleHands September 14, 2011

Deck

To punch someone lights out, hurt them or to defeat them or to warn someone to say duck!

Deck I said it 😏! Your mother jokes? Your ugly jokes? Your fat jokes? Your a hoe jokes? Your a retard jokes? Come on surprise me 😬😃👊

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019

decked

To say a car is decked is to point out the fact that the car is extremely low off the ground.

Man that car was decked.

by Moe June 28, 2004

Deck

A word used over work email for penis. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying penis/dick/cock/etc over work monitored email.

Often used in conjunction with "kitchen" (4396317).

Kitchen - A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.
"Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me."

I bet the girl at the front desk wants my deck.

by Wolverine Jorts November 28, 2009