computers

Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.

Computers are the inanimate version of kids.

by amethyst April 19, 2005

computitis

1)The state in which a person at a computer can no longer see the screen clearly nor can they move their fingers correctly.2) when a person is sick of being at a computer. 3) breasts are in the way of the keyboard

Computitis is when a womans breasts are in the way of the keyboard on a computer.

by LizaLipz February 6, 2008

Computered

Being on the computer or allocating a time to go on the computer.

1. "Hey Joe, I'm computered at 3:00.'

2. Right now i am computered.

by Prevs September 28, 2009

computable

The property of a problem being solved by means of a Turing machine.

In other words, can we write a program to solve the problem? If so, then the problem is computable.

The sorting problem is computable. I can sort lists of things based on a common comparator.

The halting problem is not computable.

by alpsmac February 23, 2010

Computer

The best invention man ever created.

"My computer is my LIFE"

by TheSlangKid February 27, 2015

Computer

An item of mystical power to which no human comprehends. Nothing will ever overpower the mystic god of modern life! It rules modern life just as much as a box of cookies rules a fat-asses life.

Holy shit, I just got a new Computer!

by CSF219 July 25, 2015

Computer

An machine nobody understands it, ends up creating more trouble.

Fuck computers. Damn!!!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020