piss chisel

When you aim your piss at the skid marks in the toilet bowl to wash them off

"It took twelve piss chisels to get that last little speck off the toilet."

by Lt. Yu Han March 9, 2020

Chisel

Common UK street name for Cocain

"Yo you wanna get a chisel?"

"(Person) won't shut up"
"Aw I know they're chisel chatting"

Someone comes back from toilet
"Rah I got chisel dick

by HaamSliice September 21, 2017

Sam's Club chiseler

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.

Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

sharp as a nuns chisel

When a chainsaws quite sharp according to ed

"how's the 66 looking Ed?"
"Oo yeah sharp as a nuns chisel she is"

by Nomadrush June 15, 2023

Chiselling

When spooning and the big spoon has an erection. The big spoon keeps ‘Chiselling’ their erection into the little spoon

Man Dave was chiselling me all night! I couldn’t sleep a wink

by Drugedup1 January 17, 2024

Asshole Chiseling

When someone takes a dildo and a mallet and slowly taps the dildo into your asshole, like a sculptor chiseling a statue.

I love asshole chiseling, it feels so good.

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

Full Chisel

To go at full speed or full drive; show intense earnestness; to use great force; to go off brilliantly.

Full chisel is also a type of chain for a chain saw that has square-cornered teeth which is the most aggressive when cutting and cuts the fastest.

I'm going full chisel studying for finals this week.

by websterians1 March 5, 2021