Urban Chestnut

A young metrosexual male, preferably with a man-bun and/or beard who dresses fashionably. He would be into the current fads or trends and always drinks complicated beverages when dealing with coffee or alcohol.

That urban chestnut will only drink local craft beer what a loser.

by Pphafa[Phancy patns January 10, 2018

That's chestnuts!

Another phrase for "That's bogus"

"I heard the opposing team won the game last night" " Dude, that's chestnuts!"

by TheKeyDifference September 9, 2020

Kenny chestnuts

The testicles

Bruno Mars is that feller who sounds like he got hoofed in the Kenny Chestnuts

by Rudbuddy September 23, 2020

english chestnut

Exploding your love juice all over an english persons chest after from the 69 position.

we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.

by filthy_minded April 7, 2017

Chestnut

When you bust all over a girl's chest during sex

Bro, i gave that hoe a chestnut last night.

by lasaga November 7, 2017

Chestnut

When you jizz on a bitch’s tits.
This is the best present you can give your girl for Christmas.

Homie 1: “Yeah, man, I totally gave that bitch a chestnut.”

Homie 2: “That’s some real shit, man. Was the sex good?”

by shaygdo December 1, 2017

moist chestnut

The art of catching semen on the chest area while showering

I called bae over for a moist chestnut before work

by Don Juan Cheadle December 9, 2017