bobistic calendar

In the bobistic calendar, you don't have any past or future. Yesterday? What's that? Tomorrow? What's that? What I ate this morning? What's a morning? You just have the present. And the present is in the year 202030. When was Jesus born? Jesus is born at 202030. When are the next elections? In 202030. What was the previous year? It was 202030. Next Year? Thats also 202030. Yesterday, tomorrow, next week? None of them exists. Only 202030.

The bobistic calendar tells me that we are in 202030.

by fermentedcola December 26, 2024

calendar girl

a girl or person who takes pictures for every month and uses it in a calendar.

I would be your calendar girl.

by anonymous December 31, 2024

Jackson Calendar

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson

That freaking gooner had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025

Jackson Calendar

A calendar that completely skips over July 1st and has June 32nd instead to avoid failing No Jerk July on the first day

Maddox failed bro he had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025

PJ Woods and Co Calendar

Calendar full of the craziest days of the year

I checked my bro's calendar to realize it was a PJ Woods and Co Calendar

by RyZ Raps November 12, 2025

Advent Calendar

A special calendar used to count down the days to Christmas, starting on December 1st and ending on December 24th.

Siena Raponi is just like an advent calendar. Every day you’re around her you’ll find something you love more.

by joecrenshaw November 28, 2025

Slide into calendar

Making your move on a colleague.

Slide into calendar can be used in these ways:

"Hey Hege, I noticed an empty time slot on your Outlook… mind if I slide into your calendar?"

"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"

"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."

by Calendar Creep February 27, 2025