bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.

"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.

"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024

Bumpy Drink

The superiour term for soft drink, sodas aren't soft they are bumpy from the carbonation, and when you first drink into it its like wow.

I would like to order a cup for a bumpy drink

by Chocky the smart May 26, 2024

Screaming Bumpy

A screaming bumpy is when you have back seat anal sex in the back of a Toyota Carola doing 60 mph down a dirt road

"she was walking funny after that screaming bumpy and taking that sharp corner near the big rock"

by anonymous August 1, 2022

Dumpy Bumpy

Slang used to describe sexual activity involving oneself's anal cavity especially if the receiver is rather large from behind. Typically the posterior-end is referred to as "dumpy" which is due to roots within the word "Dumptruck" (which is a vehicle commonly used to haul large quantities of sediment from one location to another), and the word "bumpy" being used to describe the motion of anal sex where one bounces off of their partner.

Man! Me and your sister got it on last night. We did the dumpy bumpy so many times!

by LowerParchment July 5, 2022