Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

Jizz Bumpkin

One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs

hey did you guys see timmys costume, he said he was gonna be a Jizz Bumpkin

by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019

Kuntry bumpkin

A kuntry bumpkin is your friend who doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is or another famous rapper and listens to country like Jason Aldean while having a intimate relationship with his or her cousin.

"Hey I can't wait to go to that Kendrick Lamar concert this summer!"
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"

"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."

by Merylstreep2018 February 19, 2018

Bumpkin Addict

Gay male addicted to a combination of the smell of shit and a cocaine high.

Yo dat crazy azz Boozie be a damn bumpkin addict mahne, swear on my life he like dick powder and shit bruh!

by speakin' truths n killin' em December 31, 2016

Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.

Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there

by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020

Business Bumpkin

Business man who was a country bumpkin in his early years.

Hybird of business man and country bumpkin.

Usually wears "dress" boots, jeans, a leather belt that matches the boots, a belt buckle, white tee shirt with a button up dress shirt, and a suit jacket.

Business Bumpkins include the following:
Jesse Livermore, Greatest Bear on Wall Street.
Ken Lay, Enron Exc
Arthur Cutten, Wheat speulator

by business bumpkin September 16, 2012

Bumpkin

When someone/something is being goofy or a nickname for a fellow human.

“Bumpkin, You’re being a tad goofy.” Or “that was a very Bumpkin moment.”

by Katrina synchro sanchez October 14, 2023