Avoid it like poison ivy

To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.

"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."

by Kupid_love May 4, 2024

Salad Avoider

Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.

by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022