a rich alpha who is the pimp of yr10, he has 1.2k in his wallet at all times and has stringy bum fluff on his chin. Deadest fifa player alive. Gets 12000 v-bucks everytime he scores in ultimate team, while dan cheers him on while chewing his wood.
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I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!
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A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom
A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom
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They also love spanking and are always the bottom.
They also love spanking and are always the bottom.
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“Oh, that’s Aston! You really need to meet him, he’s got a lot of funny stories.”
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