Anakin the pervert

HE LOVES CHLOES BUTT CHEEKS

anakin the pervert likes little kids butt cheeks

by ChunkyOrangeJuice April 3, 2023

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Anakin snipewalker

Term referring to the breadman Artemi panarin due to his resemblance to anakin Skywalker from star wars and his ranged shooting ability in hockey.

Anakin snipewalker decimated the canes again 4 goals in a night he's back. Next is uhlmark.

by Dboysnake88 February 12, 2023

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Anakin Skywalker

A hot man. A youngling slayer. Doesn’t have the high ground (or limbs).

Me: anakin skywalker is hot
My bestie: get help

by StarWarsSlays July 5, 2023

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The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.

Anakin Skywalker is a cool general who treats his Clones like men

by CC-8826 September 23, 2023

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