Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?
John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?
Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!
Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!
by Cicerone1 April 28, 2013
Get the Checkout Charity Ambush mug.In legal terms: Sexual assault.
In the lingo of sexual deviants (=95% of the male population): The act which will "make you a... sex offender... hm, pordon me!... a MAN"
In the lingo of sexual deviants (=95% of the male population): The act which will "make you a... sex offender... hm, pordon me!... a MAN"
While it is quite obvious that most "men" are petty slaves to their depraved appetites, it is refreshing to hear someone being honest about their wish to sexually assault the "female species" via a "bukkake ambush."
by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010
Get the bukkake ambush mug.While whistling a song or melody, the ambush whistler will hear you and whether consciously or unconsciously start to whistle a completely different tune causing you to become distracted and off-key. Common in the workplace, it is also known to happen during elevator rides, cook outs and lawn work.
Excuse me, I was whistling Mary Had a Little Lamb until you started whistling Patience by Guns N Roses - you are such an ambush whistler.
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Get the ambushed wetwork mug.The feeling you get when you first glimpse your girlfriend naked and see that she doesn't groom her pubes.
by littlesmokey June 7, 2013
Get the Ambush mug.When your lactose-intolerant S.O. eats a lot of Turkey Hill ice cream and then farts underneath the covers that night.
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