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Alberto Martinez

A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
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Alberto

Alberto is a loyal person who always stays by your side and is always available. He is that rare person who is hard to find, but if you find him he will fill your life with joy, love and happiness. Alberto is the one who makes your days full, the one you can tell everything to, the one who listens to you and loves to give you advice. Alberto is a person who, even through mistakes, does his best for you and tries to make you feel better. Alberto is also the one who knows how to make you laugh, he is that person who can smile at you just by looking at him and the more you get to know him the more you will feel in tune with him. Alberto, you are the person that everyone should have.
Alberto can I talk to you please?

Alberto would you give me a hand?
Alberto, how about going out together?
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Alberto

unbelievable dick , all childrens under 10 years wants to sleep with him
in Romania all girls says: alberto ala are pula mare rau sa moara mama
Esti nefututa?Suna-l pe Alberto la 07noidoisialetalebuzemoi
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Damn I wish my bf was as rich as Carlo alberto
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Carlo Alberto

Carlo Alberto has got more moneyz than you
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I love Alberto's videos
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Likes to read books, and talk about them. Of course, he has read the bible.
You read the bible? oh you are an alberto.
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