Zed

A person who always finishes last.

It took him forever to finish the project, as always, what a real zed.

by ItisknownTJ October 16, 2023

zed

What English people call the letter "Z"

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y zed

by whodenym November 3, 2023

Dirty Zed

When a Zed run at you pants down to the ankles with punker sloppy wet butthole dripping down the path (like gasoline) then you light a match and watch the trial burn up to the ass and set all the hairs on fire till it gets to the dirty stick hole but chars it.

Dude I pulled a dirty zed last night in DayZ.

by SexMaster2099 December 22, 2023

Zedded

An expression that is used as a response to a mindless action / statement made by someone who needs sleep

“Did you hear that Alberto answered Larry’s phone call again..”
“Wow bro that’s so zedded of him😤”

by anonymous December 29, 2023

Zed Talks

An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.

You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.

by SenorSauce January 18, 2024

Zed

Meant to describe speed or movement within a word

"That car insert definition-zed'ed around the corner"

by Joku_Mathieu January 22, 2024

Generation Zed

Like Generation Zombie or Gen Z. The Most Singularly Sociopathic Generation we’ve tried to live through, this might be the generation to murder everyone who is different because Trump/YouTube told them to! They Invented SWATing, Redefined GOP to Mean Gut Offensive People but they forgot that offensive was actually what GOP was already all about (originally having meant Guilt-trip Offended People)!

You: *Peeking Outside* Are There Any Gen Zero’s Out There?
Me: DON’T SAY THAT!
You: Why?
Me: Because It’s Ridiculous!
You: Then What Do We Call Them?
Me: Generation Zed!

by Abigail’s Ashes February 25, 2021