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Zed's age

Omg, do you know Zed's age? he's 10k years old!
by kjol2213 August 20, 2021
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Zed

how that one annoying teacher says "Z" just because they want to be different.
doubliu,eks,vai and Zed
by wrympire December 4, 2018
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Zeds

A non-Maori citizen of New Zealand, currently serving in the NZ Armed Forces. The name transfers to the veterans as well.
Hey, Chief! Check the Zeds. They are doing the Haka with bayonets!
by ESWS1990 December 31, 2018
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zed

The new subordinate article with an irregular conjugation. It can be used for dramatic emphasis. It is used directly in lieu of a "that", the" or "those" when referencing a noun, noun phrase, or subject that has been mentioned before. It cannot be used for "that", "the" or "those" if the noun, noun phrase, or subject hasn't yet been stated. It doesn't matter whether or not the noun, noun phrase, or subject was referenced paired with an article.
A song was played and zed song was beautiful.
No one could find the parts and zed parts were very important.
by Little.Fire September 19, 2018
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Dirty Zed

When a Zed run at you pants down to the ankles with punker sloppy wet butthole dripping down the path (like gasoline) then you light a match and watch the trial burn up to the ass and set all the hairs on fire till it gets to the dirty stick hole but chars it.
Dude I pulled a dirty zed last night in DayZ.
by SexMaster2099 December 22, 2023
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Zedded

An expression that is used as a response to a mindless action / statement made by someone who needs sleep
“Did you hear that Alberto answered Larry’s phone call again..”
Wow bro that’s so zedded of him😤”
by anonymous December 29, 2023
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Zed Talks

An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.
You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.
by SenorSauce January 18, 2024
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