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Zack

A guy with an extremely small penis, is over weight, very unattractive,no sex appeal, and cheats.
Zack: A piece of shit.
by JackTheBiotic August 28, 2014
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1 Retard, Mumbler; One who mumbles and speaks softly so that no one can understand a word said. See Gay. Also see Scanner. 2 One who enjoys making a fool of himself, esp in front of many others and beautiful girls. See Chess. 3 One who thinks he is tougher than others and often makes "witty" comebacks that don't make any sense. See Queer. 4 One who often runs away, esp when upset or angry. See Childish.
Zack's Common vocabulary:
"soiewejfd lksnflskjuoiruewkfdkdjfdkjs....okay?"
"dflkjf sflkjdfoiekfd dfo;siulkfjd dfiuef!!!! Canyoubelievethat??"
"Just be happy you're still breathing."
"He said that?..Well...you tell him........... ......................... yeah....tell him....well, i dont know.....just think of something good okay?"
by ilove2mumble November 7, 2008
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A gross boy who never showers.
Girl 1: I hear you slept with Zack last night?

Girl 2: Eww I bet you are disgusting now.

Girl 3: No all the alcohol we consumed nullified his grossness
by #imalwaysright November 2, 2011
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Zack is a guy with brown quiffed hair, and bluish eyes. he is the size of a giant with a small willy. he has a floppy belly and is shit in bed
"OMFG zack is so shit in bed"

"yeah i know!"
by Zacks amazing girl- friend August 25, 2013
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The name of the kid in toy advertisements from the 1990s. Usually featured wearing oakley sunglasses for kids, baggy, layered clothing, and some kind of hair gel in his freshly L'oreal kids laundered hair. Zack spends his day playing with his beyblades and legos, enjoying pizza bagels and Flavor-Blasted goldfish paired with a cocktail of kool-aid, capri-sun, and sunny-D.
Person 1: Hey, do you remember when lego's mascot was just a child that liked purchasing lego products?

Person 2: Oh, you mean Zack? I heard he died of nostalgia a couple years back.

Person 1: I guess that's what happens when you peak at 10 years old.
by ouid January 13, 2019
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A person who id funny but also an idiot an exact same time.
"IT A ZACK"
by TrustingTroller October 2, 2018
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Zack a cringe potato that is a drake fan. Loves the leafs and is a band wagon Crosby fan.
Wow is that a wild Zack.
by Ismail the goat April 27, 2019
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