Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019

paper welding

When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.

Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page

by G3169 May 29, 2017

Ball weld

When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.

Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?

John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.

by Pseudonaut July 25, 2013

Welding

When you dance like you welded the same object together 2 times in garry's mod

Couple 1: Does a foxtrot
Couple 2: Does a welding

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

Welding

Welding is just like Docking, but it requires the participants to have a couple days' worth up built-up smegma.

"On day one of Coachella, everyone at the campsite was Docking, but by Day 3, it had advanced to Welding.

by PhatRob June 9, 2021

Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor

Machete welding machine is not a human being

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Dick Weld

When two men touch their dicks together with cum on them and the cum dries gluing the dicks together.

“I was dick welded to my husband after having sex last night”

by TheRealistDealist December 13, 2020