volleyball raped

When one lunges for a volleyball in a pick up game with a group of kids and pulls his groin, emmitting a girlish squeal as he collapses to the ground in a post-groin-mordum wimper.

Josh, you totally just got volleyball raped in the cocktail weenie.

by Dillards_Weasel March 10, 2009

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jungle volleyball

Definitely not sketchy "game"

If it was anyone other than Sam playing jungle volleyball I'd assume it'd be sketchy.

by Orange_popcorn84and_a_half May 20, 2018

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First get a nice new volleyball and a switchblade. Take the switchblade and stab the ball, pull it out and put the hole on the bitches cooter. Squeeze the ball really hard and she'll whine like an eight year old school boy!

The bitch couldn't handle "the volleyball boy" so she had to settle for a Marky Mark.

by Kyle November 3, 2003

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Volleyball

Girls Act Like This Sport Is Hard But It's Easy As Hell You Don't Even Move Yet they complain how tired they are... and it's boring as shit and a waste of time

Volleyball Is Such A Boring Sport.

by Your Girl Wants KJ April 18, 2018

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Beach Volleyball

The easy version of real volleyball, and a chance for male douchebags who can not play any other sport to pretend they are really cool because they can spike it. But they cannot do anything else.

Boy: Did you see me spike that thing during the beach volleyball game?
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.

by omgomgiamsoborecd February 27, 2011

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Beach volleyball

The most elite form of volleyball that is way harder than indoor. All the girls asses are PHAT and all the girls who play need to be treated like the queens they are.

What sport do you play?

Beach volleyball.

Oh damn you must have a PHAT ASS

by Vegascupcake December 12, 2019

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