30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Tor Geigant

"Young chinese boy". May also like eating your cats and dogs. Started Covid!

Tor Geigant ate my cat

by Tor Geigant January 31, 2025

Tor

This guy FUCKS. If this guy visits you in your house he might just fuck your mother without you even noticing.

Oh, did i mention? This guy has a world record in having the THICKEST dick in the whole world.

"Hey should we meet up with Tor?"
"Nah, he will just bang the shit out of our girls"

by Heyjonasmothernicetomeetyahehe November 23, 2021

Sen Ten Tor?

A joke that your significant other wouldn’t understand.

I can’t believe Jen doesn’t understand Sen Ten Tor?

by Xdian135 June 1, 2024

Dick-tay-tor ™

A Dick-tay-tor ™ is someone who dick-tates

Person 1:Cum here, here is the new Dick-tay-tor ™ of the debate club!
Person 2:Are you a dick-tay-tor ™ because you dick-tate, or do you dick-tate because your a dick-tay-tor

by AStrangePersonOnline June 5, 2024

lar tor n

lar tor n, just lar tor n.

Dying man seeing the gates of heaven:
"I can see the end of the horizon.....LAR??"

"it is i, the great lar tor n."

And lar tor n takes the dying man to the pearly gates of heaven.

by CyborgTallinn March 11, 2024