Shaft Handler

A highly skilled Bar/Pick-up hockey player.

Man! Toms a real Shaft Handler.

by PatsMySon October 4, 2018

Dirty Handler

When a man or woman attempts to touch someone sexually while that person is taking a shit or pissing.

Stop trying to give me a Dirty Handler. Get away from my toilet!

by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022

Dirty Handler

When a man or woman attempts to touch someone sexually while the person is taking a shit or pissing.

Stop trying to give me a Dirty Handler. Get away from my toilet!

by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022

Turd Handler

Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)

Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!

Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.

by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022

Sonic 2 sound test crash handler

Cringe YouTube video

Oh fuck I watched sonic 2 sound test crash handler damn

by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023

Mayo handler

Anyone that consorts with hedgefunds and central banks to defraud the public.

Known mayo handler Charles Gasparino likes to lie on TV to retail investors about the stock market.

by Fleshlyte February 20, 2022

mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.

Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004