The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
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Matt are you going to Old Trafford tonight?
‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’
‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’
‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’
‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’
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Get the espresso telly mug.Tellis is a very lovable person. He is a person that won't judge you, so don't think about judging him. He is someone that's going to care for you when you're at your lowest. You can love Tellis and you can hate Tellis, but I'm pretty sure you're going to love him. I love Tellis. I think you should be friends with Tellis.
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Snowi: I am so lucky to have a Telli in my life!
Amin: I bet you are!! I wish I had a Telli in my life too :(
Amin: I bet you are!! I wish I had a Telli in my life too :(
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