tumor

Noun, Adjective. Tumor is used to define any emotion that you have but don't want. It could also be used to describe a object or person.

"Man, I really like Sasha but she will never date me. My emotions are just a fucking tumor."

"I have this really annoying friend who won't go away. I wouldn't even consider him as a friend. He's such a fuggin tumor!"

"Bro I'm so fuckin hi RN it crazyyyyyy but i have this dept to this green dealer nowwww its gonnaa be succhhhhh a fuckiiiin tumor mannnn."

by Cosmic_Stars October 3, 2018

Tumor

Somebody who is being annoying or acting like a Bi**h

Yo did you hear that kid on Fortnite the other day? He was acting like such a tumor.

by Reconter May 18, 2018

Cock tumor

When a man’s cock is so fucking massive that it causes a bulge on the exterior of a females stomach when deep inside, protruding upwards creating the image of a bump and tumor

“Girl, last night.. I was watching him fuck me raw and that cock tumor, my stomach was bulging from his massive cock”

by Double_savior19 August 11, 2022

Tumor humor

When somebody makes a really bad joke, or (even though is seems there's no such thing as) a bad pun ( :O )

Dave: "What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam."
Steve: "... Tumor Humor, Dave. Tumor Humor."

by Stephanzor February 9, 2022

brainrot tumor

when you say a brainrot phrase out of the blue.

Guy 1: Hi!
Guy 2: Hi skibidi sigma!
Guy 1: …
Guy 2: Sorry. I had a brainrot tumor.

by wowiewowzers July 2, 2024

Brian Tumor

"Brian Tumor" (noun): A highly contagious and profoundly debilitating condition primarily affecting pre-adolescent males named Brian, typically observed at age 12. The disease manifests as an uncontrollable expansion of ego and a dramatic increase in the frequency of unsolicited, poorly timed, and often cringe-worthy attempts at humor. Symptoms include a marked decline in tolerance for other people’s well-being, an overwhelming need to insert oneself into every conversation, and an alarming tendency to dominate social situations with an incessant stream of 'inappropriate' jokes.When you're stuck in a group chat with a 12-year-old named Brian, and he won't stop making terrible puns, interrupting every conversation, and somehow turning everything into his personal highlight reel. It's like his brain is a tumor, growing uncontrollably, with zero regard for anyone else's sanity

Bro, I can't take it anymore. Every time Brian speaks, it's like a Brian tumor of bad jokes and unsolicited opinions. Someone please save us.

by sawcon May 14, 2025