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Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.
Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."
by Gunner25 January 1, 2012
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Houdini Tootsie Roll

When one partner poops in the shower and the other partner magically makes it disappear. Equalling never having to buy groceries or clean up
Honey I'm hungry can you drop me a Houdini Tootsie Roll.
by Houdini's Magic June 24, 2023
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crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians
A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life
by Bionic_squirty May 8, 2023
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Creamsicle Tootsie Roll

A sexual act, in which a man of standard height or stature, grabs a hold of a midget, or vertically challenged female, and holds her upside down. He may bear hug her lower body, or use both hands to hold her by the ankles if he has the hand strength to do so. But while she is being held upside down, she is performing oral sex on him, and simultaneously he is licking and sucking on all ten of her toes. This must continue until the man ejaculates into the dwarf's mouth
Little Gina from the strip club, she's asleep in the other room right now, she blacked out while I creamsicle tootsie rolled her... I had to finish bro, her toes tasted like pig asshole
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
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Tootsie Roll

A pair of edible panties with a human shit inside.
Sarah took off her edible panties prematurely because she accidentally made me a, “Tootsie Roll”.
by St@rdu$t January 24, 2021
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Turkish tootsie roll

When you’re fingering a chicks ass and you pull your finger out covered in shit put it in her mouth and make her chew on it like a tootsie roll
Dude last night I gave Montana a Turkish tootsie roll and she puked all over me
by Clem cadiddlehopper January 27, 2021
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