the sploog

A lot of cum typically delivered on the face or in a jar.

"when she gives you the sploog ;0"

"when you get the sploog in your eye ;0"

"when you stick your wiener in the jar of sploog ;0"

"tfw you rub the sploog on your cookie ;0"

by thesploogiestsplooger August 15, 2016

Sploog

Sploog can mean anything you want it to mean. Its just a word used in place of common words used to throw people off what you're really talking about. To make sense of it you have to listen to the context clues and how it is used that particular time.

Ex. Girl comes over your house to chill and you say "Do you sploog?" She replies with an unsure yes. The word you have replaced sploog with could be dance, strip, smoke, drink, fuck, O.D., etc.

Ex. After a good night of partying on the way home you ask your friend "Are you good?" They reply with "No. I'm splooged." The word they replaced could have been tired, sleepy, fucked up, drunk, high, drunk & high, feeling good, hungry etc.

by B6 #ODE March 24, 2012

splooge

explosion of the buttox region;diarhea; wet fart; massive waste disposal

the man needed to use the bathroom badly and ended up needing to splooge.

by ritzbitz November 3, 2006

splooge

the sound effect fat people make when playing corners in the back of a bus, car etc

that kemeron is fouling up my ears, with his constant splooging!

by zagga March 24, 2005

splooge

Meaning cum. Often sounds like a mickey mouse charater

He splooged so hard his dick came off.

by Demtane September 29, 2017

splooge

A girly with rather large boobles that overhang the booble restrainer.

Check out the splooge, man. It's creeping down her sides!

by Acidomoduso July 30, 2008

Splooging

When Brittany Spears sits down on the toilet intending poop, but instead fires a high-powered stream of urine from her anus. Can be seen on South Park.

It's really loud in the bathroom right now, I think he's splooging.

by TheKillerSock December 14, 2010