Sloppy Butt Smush

The sexual act of two parters dressing up in each others clothes after eating buckets of spicy chili, spreading their butt cheeks, and smushing them together as hard as they can, and letting all the built up pressure of the chili out by aggressively shitting into each others anal cavities, spraying burning hot diarrhea all over the room while each partner screams in terror of the thought that they will have to clean it all up with their tongue

YO Butt Fucker 3000, me and this random ass person i met behind a mcdonalds parking lot did a sloppy butt smush and there were like 30 people filming! NOW GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN OATMEAL! 😟🐸🦧💯💩🥵🔥😳😱🥶😩🍌😎😬😎🥸🤞🥵💯🔥

by Mad PP game June 24, 2021

Smush cushion

A cushion that one has had sex on.

I wouldn't sleep there! That's Chads smush cushion!

by Ardvark666 February 24, 2012

Smush

The lesser version of smashing.
To smush someone is everything but sex.

Guy 1: "Hey you know Alex?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude she is hot."
Guy 1: "Well she came over my house last night and we totally smushed."
Guy 2: "No way dude! You rock."

by hey-buddo July 7, 2017

Smushed pepperonis

When you stand on a girls titties with your heels and pee in her nostrils.

Me and drew did smushed pepperonis last night.

by Drew is my daddy June 7, 2018

National Smush Day

Literally just Valentine’s Day.

The couples all just fuck today. Just call it National Smush Day.

by crackwhoresugabb February 15, 2021

Bush smush

When a girl with a bush sits on your face. The opposite of a mustache ride.

My girl totally bush smushed me last night. It tickled my lip at first but once I got through the weeds the juices started flowing.

by Snapiboi21 April 3, 2021

Chocolate smush

a sexual act between 2 people in which the man shits in the other persons mouth and they smush it in their mouth and spits it on his cock

Person 1: hey man did u hear jack and his girl did a chocolate smush?
Person 2: yeah man we should try that tonight

by Izaak_B July 31, 2024