Primal Light is Gravity. It existed before there were exotic elements and what we have come to know as star light. The theory is that Gravity is actually a form of light. The concept was postulated in a paper published in 2020 by a science fiction writer Victor Darnell Hadnot. In the paper it states that before there existed anything in the known or unknown universe...Primal Light existed.
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Get the Primal Biscuit mug.An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.
Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
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