satisfaction pollution

The endless stream of surveys and questionnaires that will haunt you after buying something on the internet.

After flying with Delta, they dumped two weeks of their satisfaction pollution on me

by dr-factor February 4, 2020

reply-all pollution

The effect achieved when people unnecessarily reply-all to an email that only required a standard reply, unnecessarily filling everyone's inbox with unneeded crap.

There goes Jim again, constantly creating reply-all pollution. I wish he realized there are 100 other people on this email chain who don't care!

The reply-all pollution on this team is suffocating!

by Metaphoru September 25, 2020

emotional pollution

Noun. A distracting and excessive cloud of feelings that surrounds a complainer and overcasts an event. May include complaints drenched in anger or grief, but not a physical solution. Used to push others away with its feckless toxicity.

--He could have done his homework, but instead just spent an hour complaining about it. The air was so thick with emotional pollution, I just had to get out of there.

--I think she had a problem with my attitude, but I couldn't care less. She just babbled emotional pollution of "blah blah blah." Some people live to perfect their outrage.

by UGiveUp2 November 11, 2017

polluted wank

when you are masturbating and in the last seconds before you cum, the wrong thoughts enter your mind

ah man, again just before seconds before I came, David Letterman's face appeared in my thoughts, i can't stand when i get those polluted wanks, you just don't enjoy the orgasm

by MasterBJB May 10, 2018

Pain Pollute

Intrusion of a Joyful moment with painful or sad memories.

Remember the time when Patrick Pain Polluted when we were having a good time on the beach.

by salty___dalty January 26, 2018

Polluted Cow

Polluted Cow is how the world will look like in years from now. It will destroy our planet. It is our inevitable future

"Wow the world will really look like a polluted cow

by jajacoro12 October 22, 2019

pose pollution

When There are a lot of people around you but nobody looks Interesting Enough.

Adam. How was the visit to the mall for you and Mom ?

Kaaj. It was okay, but I thought I was standing in a sunspot because Of all the Pose Pollution.

by Unmaykr November 8, 2021