Pol

Pol: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect O=Out of this world L=Legend. Pol is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.

Person 1: is that pol???? he's so sexy
Person 2: I know, his biceps could take out a small african village with one finger

by Wazaaaaaaaaaa December 11, 2020

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(Passed out laughing)

The action of laughing so hard on a particular thing that you eventually pass out.

Can be used instead of lol. (Laughing out loud)

He said that pol

by Greatapitite November 16, 2020

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Part of Life - used when someone accepts something that happened to them

I lost my phone today, oh well PoL

by jonasium February 2, 2021

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Un fucking maricon que no hace nada. Prefiere quedarse en casa antes que ir al gimasio. No se como piensa dejar de pesar 40 kg. Y luego tiene la valia de decir "es que me veo las piernas pequeñas" . Y ademas un pene excesivamente pequeño.

Hola me llamo Pol y soy un retrasado que prefiero jugar a la play que ir al gimnasio.

by Tumorenito19 June 9, 2022

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