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Pastoral

A huge fucking waste of all of our time but still at least a gay fucky time for the boyz.
Girl: Oh no pastoral :(
Boy: Hehe pastoral :)
by dababy.com??????? February 23, 2022
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yahoo pastor

a fake pastor using his/her followers for money
Wow Kanye West may be a yahoo pastor
by @sibnoc August 27, 2021
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PASTOR MRS. HOLARIS OZUNA

She is the wife , Co-Founder And Co-General Overseer of Living Faith Ministries.

She is also the presiding Pastor of CanaanLand ota.
Pastor Mrs. Holaris Ozuna is also Mrs. Felicity David Oyedepo.

Pastor Mrs. Holaris Ozuna is also known as Mrs. Bishop & Mrs. Holaris Oyedepo .
by Jackson Monilium July 8, 2025
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PASTOR MRS. HOLARIS OYEDEPO OZUNA

She is thesame person as Felicity, Holaris Ozuna , Mrs. Bishop , Perpetua-Felicity, Jone.

She is the wife of Bishop David Oyedepo Ozuna.
Pastor Mrs. Holaris Oyedepo is so Married.
Pastor Mrs. Holaris Oyedepo Ozuna is a Queen .
by Jackson Monilium July 8, 2025
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Pastor

Pastor is a faggot guy.
by TheMasterYT October 7, 2025
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Meme Pastor

A modern religious influencer who pastors through graphics, not gospel—a feed full of bold-letter Bible verses, fire emojis, viral soundbites, and "Holiness" overlays, but empty of soul-care, accountability, or real presence.

Key Traits:

Content over character — posts “Truth” while hiding sin.
Platform over people — grows followers, not disciples.
Meme as ministry — a 3-second reel replaces a 3-hour visit.
Algorithm as altar — engagement is the offering, outrage the incense.
Thought-through for effect, not truth — every post is engineered for likes, shares, and clout, even if it twists Scripture or spreads outright mistruth.
That Meme Pastor dropped a ‘God hates lukewarm’ graphic with a skull emoji, but he’s ghosting his wife and dodging accountability.”
by TruthTriumph November 14, 2025
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Pastor Bob

Pastor Bob or Pastor Bobby is a generic term for an apostate Pastor.
Pastor Bob says it is impossible to keep the 10 commandments.
by Mahershalalhashbaz January 21, 2025
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