Like the poet said

A phrase used to jokily articulate or emphasize something you said, which was most definitely not said, ever, by a poet.

Friends talking:
Friend 1: "yeah dude, it's gonna be fkn LIT, like the poet said
Friend 2: "what poet said that?"
Friend 1: "common dude, it's a saying"
Both of them then burst out in joyful laughter

by Lillekuriboi June 6, 2018

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21st Century Poet

noun. Writes fully sick poetry with no value or significant theme

When your bars are long and barely rhyme but you on the dime. Dat dere 21st century poet.

by DaRealBdizzle October 6, 2016

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A nerdacious attempt to spit bars whilst their vocabulary is most likely limited to irrational numbers, functions, binary/hex etc. Their verses are either simple with no thematic value or ten tiers beyond humility, the typical result of logic dominant brain activity. Bars barely rhyme, but on the dime.

"Do you like nerds?"
"It's the shit, kids releasing their grip on ordinary satchels of sherbet and that jank jaw dropped in awe"
"mate, you're a 21st Century Poet"

by DaRealBdizzle September 24, 2016

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poet

a man who writes down gibberish and expects people to applaud him.

Also known as a geek or dork.

Girl 1: Oh-My-Gosh, Ryan is cute!

Girl 2: He's a total poet..

Girl 1: eww!

by Innitso January 26, 2018

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dread poet's voice

A rhythmic style of reading poetry, akin to beging on a boat in choppy seas. The reader's voice goes up and down, up and down, and the words of the peom are lost in the waves of pulsating intonation.

I should have taken Dramamine to offset her dread poet's voice.

by gcl1224 September 21, 2011

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