moob

A manifestation of awesome so epic that it cannot be purely contained in flat, hollow chest.

Parker is so badass he has moobs. I wanna be a Parker when I grow up.

by elzbells April 11, 2010

moobs

man boobs, brasts of a man in which look like a females breast, large and not so lucious

Man look at the moobs on that fatass.
Also can be used as
" Man, did you see the Alex's on that dude."

by Kevon the pimp May 13, 2005

moobs

man breastesess. boy requires bra. jiggly jimmy.

Jimmyson has moobs I'll never have.

by teresa April 10, 2003

MOOBS

shortly, man-boobs. tits on fat guys. jiggly stuff on tha dudes.

check out your dad's moobs!

wiliam has huge moobs. that's because he eats babies. baby-fat is not healthy.

by doodie brothaz September 5, 2008

Moobs

An abbreviated word for man boobs

Sometimes pronounced 'mewbs'

His moobs are quite soft

by JTmadd August 26, 2010

moobs

the abbreviation of "moo boobs" ie. a cow's udder.

"look at the moobs on that heffer" or "the farmer's got his hands all over her moobs"

by buxom monkey & big moo October 23, 2002

moobs

Visible breasts on a man. Most commonly caused by being overall fat and thus having plenty of fatty tissue in the chest area, resulting in flappy, disgusting, saggy moobs.

Can also refer to the breasts on males suffering from gynecomastia, a condition which causes the growth of feminine looking breasts on a biologically male body. Men with gynecomastia typically have fairly small moobs in comparison to men who have moobs caused by fat, but occasionally a more severe case occurs, resulting in gorgeous, large, feminine breasts that many females would envy.

Although it is somewhat rare, the word "moobs" may sometimes be used to describe a man's pectoral muscles if they are particularly large and luscious. This use is uncommon due to the negative connotation of "moobs," and the fact that the word brings up unpleasant imagery even when used positively.

Andy decided to get his moobs surgically removed- his gynecomastia was pretty bad. Poor guy.

Girl: Damn, look at that pair of moobs! *gropes* So.... firm.... and lucious....
Boy: Er, could you please stop touching my chest like tha-
Girl: Shh. Just let it happen. *continues groping*

by ganjagremlin August 11, 2014