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Malia

Hilarious
But also a liar
Dude, you’re so funny. Your almost Malia
by Turttle w/2 Ts June 28, 2025
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She’s a gay emo!!

She always horny and she’s retarded
She’s hot
Um
😱😱😱
That’s all 🤪🤞
Malia yes
by Lustbubs November 23, 2021
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Malia is a beautiful, smart, flirtatious, sexy person. She can steal anyone’s man if she wants. She can be very courageous and she s extremely friendly. Can be very silly and childish when she wants to be. She will accept you no matter what and support you.
Omg! Malia is so amazing!
by Kissy-mal678 November 23, 2021
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Malia is a emo person shes gay

Malia is a town in northeast Crete, near Herakleion, very famous for it's amazing nightlife.
It is a very popular tourist destination, mainly among young Brits, like Kavos, Zante and Kos.
The strip is full of nightclubs and bars and it's the perfect place for unforgettable, crazy, booze filled holidays.

The boys from the Inbetweeners went there on a lads holiday in the 2011 Inbetweeners movie.
have you seen malia?
yes

where?
yes
by Lustbubs November 23, 2021
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Malia is a baddie with a fatty. She maybe small but she gotta a whole one meter defeater. Definitely wifey material. An absolutely hotty ongggg Love Malia <3
Person 1: Ayooo who’s that baddie over there???
Person 2: Ohh that’s Malia she’s a hotty bro
Person 1: IKR i might just hit her up
Person 2: Nah she already been wifed up by my girl Hailey

Person 1: Damn I might just half to fight Hailey for that hotty
Person 2: Dude you’ll lose
by BaddieWithAFattyOng132 November 21, 2021
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Malia/Linda

Pushing guys away bc you’re afraid to catching feelings because guys actually suck ass.
“Don’t you dare pull a Malia/Linda on this dude, he’s actually good for you
by LCarter_06 December 4, 2021
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