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talk loli

A pedophile who posts lolis on talk.lol and hates manly men.
Most are salty incels who can't even talk to an adult women without stuttering.
Look at that talk loli! They sure do cry a lot and like the man butt!
by WolfgangBlack February 4, 2022
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Dragon loli

Dragon loli is a cute little dragon known from an anime called " Kobayashi's Dragon maid "

she is most known for her cuteness
by genericmeme November 30, 2017
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Closeted loli lover

When you don't want to admit i, but you like loli's.
Alexis was a closeted loli lover.
by THE BADAPPLE 66 April 21, 2021
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loli pop

when you are a older brother who has a loli as a sister who is highly sexual and you shoot her in the end to stop her from sexually assulting you
did you hear dave is a loli popper
by Rhinoseato8 January 17, 2021
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Tab X Lolis

2nd most popular couple on omnilab hotels
Yoo its them!!!!! Tab X Lolis TYOOOOA{WTowYIKO{AWOK{OTJWAO_FPLOJFIOWAJKOPFJWAPNFIPJM :woah:
by sam the coolest January 21, 2021
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Loli Derangement Syndrome

The irrational belief that the existence and approval of small anime & manga girls promotes and endorses pedophilia.
Otaku: Megumin and Rory Mercury are my waifus!

Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?

Otaku: No....

Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!

Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?

Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!

Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.

Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!

Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?

Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs

Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 21, 2021
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Loli King Nugget

A ruler of the lolis, the Glorious enslaver of lolis. He will reign supreme in his lust for lolis and will not stop till all lolis are within his Nugget Kingdom. The One most savory! The Streamer Savory Nugget.
The Loli King Nugget really likes his lolis, Huh?
by Master Luqka January 14, 2020
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