Krista Shauerte

Beauty that rivals mythilogical goddesses. A woman whom is heart is big and always loving everything. Has a gorgeous smile and makes anyones day by just seeing her. ALWAYS carries an aura of happiness that as soon as you get close to her you have no choice but to be happy and care free. Always there for both family and friends. And able to steal even the strongest of hearts with only a quick look.

"Did you see that girl?" "Yeah! She must be like a Krista Shauerte!"

by IfICouldFindYouNow August 24, 2011

Krista

Your pretty. Very smart. But your also not good at being honest. You love and care about the people around you. Your the funny one in the group that can make anyone go from sad to happy instantly. You can put a smile on anyones faces from your humor. Your very understanding at times. But you also have a dark, mean side. You get jealous very easily.

My best friend krista is so funny

by Deleted account<3 November 23, 2021

krista hot

krista hot is not shes a rat who loves eaing toes

krista hot

by ava ray mmm June 20, 2023

Krista

An angry short blonde woman. Perhaps a teacher. So cheesy and blonde moments are common. Krista’s like to have fun 🍷

girl - hey don’t be such a krista.

by jpkv!! January 31, 2024

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Krista

Krista is definitely one of a kind. Krista has the biggest heart and has confide so high it’s considered conceited. She is beautiful inside and out but don’t underestimate her bad side she can be a bitch when needed. She takes a lot of shit but when it reaches her limit she will unleash hell. She is not a dumb bitch but a knowledgeable bitch. Krista has a nice ass just as nice as her eyes. Her hair is so soft. Krista smells like heaven. Krista usually sells herself short and settles for less unfortunately. Krista is a total package and some. Not including the sex. When you look at krista she drips off sex appeal. Krista makes the best love. Krista is krista. Simply amazing.

Krista is amazing.

Krista is sexy.

by Annon person 44 November 26, 2022

Krista Sharted

It means she sharted.

Polina: Ewwww who sharted?
Jessica: Krista Sharted

by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022