Homemade Silly String

This is another form of saying Sperm/Nut

You better be quiet before I hit you with this Homemade Silly String

by Burt Box June 27, 2025

Homemade cooking

When someone squats on your mouth and feeds their 'homemade cooking' to you.

Adam: Chloe came over to my place and served me her homemade cooking
John: wow it should have been me!

by Adam119 February 17, 2025

Homemade Krave

When you poop on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and then cum in a jar and after freezing the cum for thirty minutes you stuff poop balls with the cum and bake at 400 degrees for 11 minutes

Yo man I made this awesome homemade krave, you gotta try it!

by Dan F.C. April 20, 2024

Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024

Homemade BlowPop

You want to grab your personal fuck toy and shove it into your tail pipe. Proceed to strip and start up your vehicle. Return to the tail pipe and place your cock into the toy. Pullout out your homemade blow pop!

Timothy was craving something to lick, so he decided to try out the homemade blowpop!

by Teeg97 July 24, 2022