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Gymnastics girl

A gymnast is strong power and goes after what she wants. When she falls she gets back up and tries again. Sometimes she may need some words of encouragement but she is very talented.
Girl 1: Gymnastics is probably so easy!
Gymnastics girl: girl bye ✌️
by Paulett11444333 December 8, 2022
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gymnastics

gymnastics is a sport you have to be extremely committed to. it is pain and suffering but you make it look pretty. if you put in the work, its 100% worth it.
gymnastics is one of the hardest sports in the world
by you don't know me:) December 10, 2022
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Gymnastics coach Kevin

An old gymnastics coach whose name is unknown to two people. So they decided to name the coach Kevin. Every old guy they saw, they would name them Kevin.
Mom can I buy a gymnastics coach Kevin?
No u cannot.
by Kevin lover December 20, 2022
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Spanish Gymnast

A type of oral intercourse. Where the male is lying down with his legs spread apart on the wall, meanwhile his partner goes into a handstand leaning on the opposing wall, whilst orally intercoursing.
Man: Yo I'm feelin the spanish vibes...Wanna do the Spanish Gymnast?
Partner: Yas queen!
by official_allah January 2, 2021
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swingset gymnastics

Basically a sport in which a child I'd placed on a swing and athletes give it their all to have their child be launched the farthest. Other variations include launching them through hoops of different sizes and colors to gain points, launching them the largest vertical distance, and launching them into the air to collide with other launched children.
Hey have you seen this sport called swingset gymnastics? It's amazing!

Yeah I can't wait to see those little shits go flying!
by Shittiest_Definer_Ever February 18, 2021
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Polish gymnastics

Susan used her skills in polish gymnastics to give my balls a fair amount of licking.
by Epistemicballz March 22, 2021
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legal gymnastics

When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.

It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.

Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.

Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.

Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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