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Oh Gurt

Oh Gurts are dangerous. Beware of the Oh Gurt.
by Set Blue 23 October 4, 2017
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Go-Gurt

When a girl removes the condom off your dick and drinks the semen.
Yo son when I finished nuttin she removed the condom and swallowed it like a Go-Gurt
by SamoBlu July 1, 2017
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naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017
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Gurt

Ukrainian word that means music group or band.
Gurt "Kazaki" prepares for their next performance.
by Riot or Ryder December 26, 2016
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Gurt

Did you see brittanys hair cut ? Eww gurt girl !
by Penelope Banks October 20, 2020
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Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.
Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.
by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023
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Gurt

move or act with great haste.
"we'd better gurt"
by ssnowh January 19, 2023
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