Gage

emaciated emos that play xbox all day and are rude to their siblings. he plays with smelly kids and is weirdly a cardi b fan (which is disappointing).

person 1: what’s that kids name?
person 2: oh, that’s gage.
person 1: wow, he looks like an emo.
person 2: he is tho, look at his appearance.
person 1: shut up he can hear us!
gage: UHHHH IM AN EMOOOO

by himynameismason January 31, 2021

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A guy who is not afraid to show his dick (its probably small) and he will do anything with it including spin it around like a helicopter and loves doing stupid shit for money

guy 1: did you see the video of Gage on snapchat
guy 2: hell yea his dick is small but damn he uses it
girl: probably not on girls tho

by Mr. Swigalits January 11, 2018

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The stinkiest mother fuckers ever. He also is extremely cringy and smells toes for a living, stinky stanky ball sweaty fun. He is kinda nice but he sometimes jerks off in class, which is kinda gross. He needs to wax his eyebrows cause they’re hairier than my moms pussy

Ew gage

by Idek kid October 31, 2019

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A name that has the word “gay” in it when you pronounce it.

Person 1: Is Gage gay?
Person 2: Always wants to suck on people’s cocks!

by Somepersonthatexists March 10, 2021

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A man-boy who leads girls on, only to cut them off to go back to their side-bae. Hits on every girl he talks to, but claims you're the only one. A common fuckboy. Although they are very shy & awkward, they love going for drives with their bitties (not at the same time of course). Skips most of his classes.

Rebekkah: Karter told me he just wants to be friends again.

Maranda: Oh my god he's such a gage.

Rebekkah: Yeah, I think he's trying to wheel his ex, Lara.

Maranda: Of course he is.

by Riviera Fitzcharlton May 7, 2016

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