5 forges

The forge limit

“There are only, like, 5 forges, bro”

by oofpuppy April 16, 2024

forged with iron

A noun has something iron in/on it, but it's from smithing.

Guy 1: "My blade in World of Warcraft is forged with iron!"
Guy 2: "I don't even play that game, dipshit."

by poisonberries December 2, 2021

tobias forge

ah, yes. tortilla fridge! sorry, I meant tobias forge... why is there no definition for this man? I thought people loved ghost!

but anyways, he's a goofy man. trust me. and that's basically why everyone (in the ghost fandom at least) loves him! he has a FAT ASS. I JUST WANNA SQUISH IT... did I also mention that hes 4 PEOPLE AS ONE PERSON?? IN A MASK?? THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HES THAT GOOFY ASS RAT MAN.

alsoooo he's honestly a very good singer. I mean... he's swedish, sooo... but why didn't he win a grammy for best metal performance this year? THE GRAMMYS LOOOOVES METALLICA ISTGGG. 72 seasons is their worst song ngl... but that's not the point!

also I'm listening to ghost while writing this... shhhhh...

my friend: omg did you hear that tobias forge was at the grammys??

me: REALLY?! I NEED TO SEE A PICTURE.

my friend: there's only one pic but okay...

by #1 primo enthusiast February 19, 2024

Fallacy Forging

The act of creating a fabricated or mislabeled logical fallacy and attributing it to your opponent in order to discredit them. This is not simply identifying a real fallacy; it's inventing a non-existent flaw in reasoning, giving it a Latin-ish name, and accusing the other person of committing it. The goal is to weaponize the vocabulary of logic to create a rhetorical "gotcha" that sounds sophisticated but is itself a deceptive construct. It's the equivalent of counterfeit intellectual currency—it looks like a valid critique but is actually a hollow fabrication designed to win points.

Example: "When I pointed out a flaw in his analogy, he shouted, 'That's a classic reductio ad pizza fallacy—you're just reducing my complex argument to a food metaphor!' He'd just forged a fallacy on the spot. There's no such thing, but it sounded academic and shut down the conversation, which was his real goal." Fallacy Forging

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Logic Forging

The deliberate fabrication of a false chain of deductive reasoning, presenting a series of statements that appear to follow formal logical rules but which contain a secretly invented or twisted rule. This creates a simulacrum of a logical proof that "proves" something false. It's like writing a mathematical proof where you quietly redefine what the equals sign means halfway through.

Example: "He forged a logic to prove his conspiracy: 'Premise 1: Powerful people keep secrets. Premise 2: I have a secret. Conclusion: I am powerful. If I am powerful and they are powerful, we are part of the same secret network. QED.' He'd forged a link between trivial and grand secrets, creating a fake logical bridge to inflate his own importance." Logic Forging

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Rationality Forging

Creating a counterfeit version of a rational process—a fake cost-benefit analysis, a rigged Bayesian update, or a distorted decision matrix—where the numbers, probabilities, or utilities are invented or manipulated to justify an irrational desire. It's dressing up a gut feeling or a bias in the ceremonial robes of rational choice theory to make it look dignified and unassailable.

Example: "He forged a rationality to buy the jet ski. His spreadsheet assigned an 85% utility score to 'summer fun,' quantified 'midlife crisis avoidance' as a $5,000 value, and listed the risk of drowning as 'negligible (0.1%).' The output said 'BUY.' It wasn't reasoning; it was a numerically themed birthday wish he'd typed into Excel." Rationality Forging

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Argument Forging

Manufacturing a complete argument from whole cloth, including fabricated evidence, invented experts, or fake citations. This is the creation of a persuasive narrative with no connection to reality, designed to be deployed as a ready-made rhetorical weapon. It's counterfeiting an entire case file for a trial that will never see a real judge.

Example: "She forged an argument against the development by citing a 'landmark study from the MIT Urban Planning Journal' that didn't exist, quoting a 'leading ecologist' she made up, and referencing local aquifer data she'd completely invented. Her argument was a compelling fiction, meticulously fabricated to sway the town council." Argument Forging

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026