Flashbang

The act of ejaculating in the women's eyes while simultaneously slapping both ears so she can neither hear nor see.

Last night I flashbanged Cindy and watched her stumble around my apartment.

by Robfull September 5, 2016

deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

flashbang

When you’re receiving head, just before you cum, you wind up a right hook and punch her in the jaw and then cum in her eyes and run away.

You know that girl Joe hooked up with? Yeah he flashbanged her

by Odst October 20, 2019

Flashbang

A flash bang is where you wake up your s/o by shining a bright light in he or shes eyes then having crazy sex with them

Hey babe can i flashbang you tomorrow morning?

by Akidscreation December 7, 2020

Flashbang

A flashbang is alot like a flash mob but instead of people dancing it turns into a public orgy

Hey man im going join a flashbang at the mall today, want to join?

by Akidscreation December 7, 2020

Chinese flashbang

when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass

i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.

by chickenass69lol December 7, 2020

Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.

She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.

by Jay zees December 27, 2020